Archive for the 'lolz' Category

Sofía says:

Thursday, December 8th, 2011

Sofía and I went into Costco today and there was a largish man with a loooong white beard who also happened to be wearing a Santa hat while doing his Costco shopping. Semi-furtively, I whispered: “Sofía, look over there! Do you think that’s Santa?” She looked, giggled a little, and said, “No, Mommy. That is […]

Sofía says:

Saturday, December 3rd, 2011

Sofía: [peers into toilet] Daddy, the potty is full of water! [contemplates] I better make it gross.

The things kids say

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

Via Josh, last night: Sofía turned off my light, cackled, and said, “Hahahaha, I turned off your light! I will not turn it on until you cost money to me!”


Thursday, December 30th, 2010

Me: “Sofía, I’m putting Parmesan in the macaroni because it has umami. Umami is a fifth food sense, like sweet or salty or sour. Soy sauce has it and so do tomatoes. Umami makes everything taste good.” Sofía: “ooh yeah! She delicious! We lick her!” And then my arm gets enthusiastically licked from wrist to […]


Thursday, August 26th, 2010

I wish I could be this cool

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

How to Make a Baby

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009

I wish I’d thought of doing something like this. Via Boing Boing.

Jon Stewart to McCain Advisor Nancy Pfotenhauer

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Jon Stewart is apparently a bit ticked off at the language of those of the republican campaign. You must go see this video. No really, it’s funny. Go see it. Don’t skip it just because I wot not the ways of embedded video.

Cup of Brown Joy – Elemental

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

Could this be the next “I am the very model of a modern major general”? In any case, the British sure love their tea!

Just in time for spring…

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008