Sofía and I went into Costco today and there was a largish man with a loooong white beard who also happened to be wearing a Santa hat while doing his Costco shopping. Semi-furtively, I whispered: “Sofía, look over there! Do you think that’s Santa?” She looked, giggled a little, and said, “No, Mommy. That is […]
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Sofía: [peers into toilet] Daddy, the potty is full of water! [contemplates] I better make it gross.
Via Josh, last night: Sofía turned off my light, cackled, and said, “Hahahaha, I turned off your light! I will not turn it on until you cost money to me!”
Me: “Sofía, I’m putting Parmesan in the macaroni because it has umami. Umami is a fifth food sense, like sweet or salty or sour. Soy sauce has it and so do tomatoes. Umami makes everything taste good.” Sofía: “ooh yeah! She delicious! We lick her!” And then my arm gets enthusiastically licked from wrist to […]
I wish I’d thought of doing something like this. Via Boing Boing.
Jon Stewart is apparently a bit ticked off at the language of those of the republican campaign. You must go see this video. No really, it’s funny. Go see it. Don’t skip it just because I wot not the ways of embedded video.
Could this be the next “I am the very model of a modern major general”? In any case, the British sure love their tea!