Daddy: “Sofia, are you hungry?”
Sofía: “Daddy, I’m really hungry!”
Daddy: “Are you going to eat Mommy for breakfast?”
Sofía: “I can’t eat mommy, she is fat!”
Daddy: “Sofia, ‘fat’ is a very bad word to say about people, and Mommy is not fat so you are also wrong. Can you go tell Mommy you are sorry you said ‘fat’?”
Sofía: “Mommy, I’m sorry I’m not fat.”
Parenthood: Check your ego at the door.
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February 26th, 2011 at 10:00 pm
Is she having troubles wid the Englishes? you are not fat, you are fantastic.
February 27th, 2011 at 4:37 am
Aaahahahhahhaaa! Man I love quotes from little ones. That is just wonderful. (I know maybe not the best self esteem booster, but it’s more funny than insulting.) The other day I was told I was TOO OLD to play with kids (from a kid playing with me) so yeah, they certainly have no…. what’s the word…. social humility?
I relayed this conversation to Arlo to back up my not wanting to have children…. he just laughed.
February 28th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Hee hee, yeah I wasn’t hurt, but I couldn’t exactly laugh right then and make her think that it’s a funny thing to say.
You would be the BEST mama ever! Well… if you don’t have kids of your own that just means you can come here and help me with mine. 
February 27th, 2011 at 4:39 am
And- those are very good sentences for a two year old.